I fell in love with so many people, Jessie J and King Charles’ hair included, but mainly the Scots. Especially Glaswegians, though it would be nice if I could understand everything they say rather than picking up key words and taking a guess.

It. Was. Fucking. Awesome.

Also I never realised how much Glaswegians say “fucking” and I really enjoy it.

I think we should really transfer the “HERE WE, HERE WE, HERE WE FUCKING GO” chant to the rest of the world. I feel we would all benefit.